moobjob:

ahkep:

actionables:

the past is a strange place

cops on bikes used to transport criminals like this

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this guy worked as an alarm for waking people up

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one wheel motorcycle

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pin-boys who manually lined pins up

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baby cage for families who wanted their kids to get enough sunlight

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zoo-keeper showering a penguin

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But who woke up the guy that woke everyone else up

CHRIST ON EARTH LOOK HOW HIGH THAT BABY CAGE IS

railroadsoftware:

bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable 

Besides getting several paper cuts in the same day or receiving the news that someone in your family has betrayed you to your enemies, one of the most unpleasant experiences in life is a job interview.

— A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Carnivorous Carnival, Lemony Snicket (via patronusconfessions)

It is hard for decent people to stay angry at someone who has burst into tears, which is why it is often a good idea to burst into tears if a decent person is yelling at you.

— Lemony Snicket, The Carnivorous Carnival (via dailysnicket)